A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and asks, "Hey, do you want to hear a Marine joke?" The guy responds, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6-foot tall, I weigh 200 pounds, and I'm a Marine."

"The guy sitting next to me," he continues, "is 6′ 2″, weighs 250 pounds, and he's also a Marine. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"

The sailor says, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it more than twice."



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U.S. Marines Vet

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